Citate amuzante despre bere si alcool

Tot mergand prin berarii, nu am putut sa nu observ acele postere cu citate despre bere. Majoritatea mi-au placut si de acum inainte, de fiecare data cand voi vedea unul interesant, voi incerca sa-l impartasesc cu voi, pe blog sau pe pagina de Facebook. Pana atunci, haideti sa ne amuzam impreuna citind cateva citate despre bere si alcool, in general.

Beer is proof God Loves us and want us to be happy.
– Benjamin Franklin

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.
-P.G. Wodehouse

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by facts.
– Finlay Peter Dunne

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty.
– Joe E. Lewis

Beer. Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1863

Vodka is for Russians what therapy is for Americans: habit-forming and it destroys your ability to live a normal life.
– Yakov Smirnoff

Beer makes you smarter. It made Bud wiser.
– Bill Mather

American beer is served cold so you can tell it from urine.
– David Moulton

I drink therfore I am.
– W.C Fields

I don’t have a drink problem except when I can’t get one.
– Tom Waits

Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
– Drew Carey

I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.
– George Jean Nathan